New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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