I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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