wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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