eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
honey bunches of taint.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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