I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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