So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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