If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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