yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
She told me I should be a condom model.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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