Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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