You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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