Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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