I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I've blown a few things in my day
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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