I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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