i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
