Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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