I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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