remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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