I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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