just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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