I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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