I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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