He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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