All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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