his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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