Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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