so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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