It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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