She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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