Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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