I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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