I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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