i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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