i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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