So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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