Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just come out here and I will go home with you...
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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