at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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