doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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