he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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