I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
worst night to have a conscience
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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