sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Randomize