Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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