She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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