Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Im part way to drunk.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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