You really coming over, don't trick.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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