PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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