similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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