Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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