I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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