id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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