Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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