I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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