I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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