this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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