She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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