I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Randomize
